Play Misty For Me

Hello darlings. Today's subject is Mist1 of To Do: 1. Get hobby 2. Floss. You have to get up really early to catch this loquacious ribald humorist, as she generally has a new post before I'm out the door to run. And they're funny! So she is thinking of funny things waaaaay before I even realize the day has begun. Or she is just that good...

I first heard of Mist on one of my buddy Lee's sites, where I was pulled in by a funny comment she wrote. I was hooked. This woman is good. Here are some examples of her most golden moments:

"I use humor to deflect attention from my affinity for raw meat, but deep down inside, I am considering devouring my dining companions with a side of gorgonzola if my entree doesn't show up soon."
"We decided to move in together immediately. I never move this fast. Usually, I am more of a stick my tongue down your throat in the parking lot kind of girl, but I knew from the beginning, that this was no ordinary relationship."
"We felt Rosa Parks smile down on us as we told people, "I'm sorry, those seats are reserved for The Coons."
"I love my mother, but I love my a$$ in my bikini even more." (Tease.)
"I have been admiring the absence of crap under my couch cushions for hours now. The fabric is cool against my cheek. It sort of makes me want to dabble by myself before I go to bed."

And there's something in there about a ten gallon garbage bag hanging off a battery. You will have to read that. Prepare to roll. Just. Not. Right. Why can't I have interesting friends like that?

And to top all this off, she lives not too far from me. I am attempting to charm her into a MIRL. Maybe I could hear her say "I know what let's do..." Think it could happen? Stay tuned.

Now go check her out.