That Person
Don't be that person.
That flaming, empty-headed retardando who has to call out his/her reaction to abso-fucking-lutely everything in a movie. Yes, we all know you're there. You're a person and you want attention. STFU. It is not our job to give it to you, or hear your stupid incessant "oh's" and "oh my gosh's" and stupid little commentaries, "his tools!"
That said, I enjoyed "There Will be Blood." In spite of the, yes, the cunt, beside me. I used the c-bomb. One of the scenes had me laughing so hard I was crying, another made me so uncomfortable I got up to pee, and not just because I needed to.
Highly recommended.
AB went to the dentist today. She did so well. No cavities. Yay!

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We go to the movie theater about once a year, and each time we leave the theater, my husband says something like, "THAT is why we don't go to the theater." Almost always there is an annoying talker or the idiot who brings her infant to The Bourne Ultimatum...really, did she think the poor kid was going to sleep rather than scream through a loud action flick?
Anyway, thanks for the recommendation, we were wondering if "There Will be Blood" was worth seeing. We'll probably netflix it.
When it comes to movies an open mouth denotes an empty head. She didn't talk a lot, but of course it was always during a scene when any normal person would be thinking about the action and enjoying the story.
I once had a guy and his girlfriend behind me at a movie and he had seen the movie before but she hadn't so he INSISTED the entire film, on telling her what was about to happen next. Eventually some guy in my row turned round and told him in no uncertain manner what would happen to a certain part of his anatomy if he didn't shut his yap and the whole theater applauded. :)
Holy crap.
I think I'm "that" person.
We either can't agree what to go see or we can't find the time or we're too broke to go to the movies.
I guess that's not a bad thing!
And yay!!!! for not cavities! Good on AB!
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