Happy (Early) Valentine's
AB went to her Grandparents' this weekend. We dropped her off on Friday afternoon, had a wonderful early dinner with everyone, then went to run a few errands before returning home. With two free nights ahead of us. It was blissful. Saturday was a shopping day with my bud, where she actually wore me out with all the walking and the strolling and the giving of my flawless and always on target fashion advice.
Hey, shut up.
Then R and I went to dinner at this relatively new seafood place just down the road. I ordered several Appletini's (stfu) and went right for the New Orleans Seafood Pot. Because why the fuck not? Why should one settle on one kind of seafood, or two even, or even three for fuck's sake, when you can, for the low low price of $35, have four. That's right people, four.
It arrived. It was the size of a family-style casserole. There were enough crayfish to stun a man, enough crab to kill a smaller-stomached human, more shrimp than I thought I could bear, and tons upon tons of fresh steamed mussels.
Did I eat it all? No.
I left a handful of crawfish.
Those things are kinda creepy anyway.
Happy early Valentine's day, R.
posted by Some Goofy Woman @ 8:15 PM
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6 Comments:
That's a whole lot of food!
I know. I'm fucking impressive.
-AD
Hey, at least you remembered to take a picture. I forget until I've snarfed all the food down!
How much crayfish is enough to stun a man? I'd say one.
Well, she left out the part where it took her an hour and four Apple martinis to get through it. I know I was impressed, sitting there watching it... and watching... and watching.
A and I, we're a good pair. She eats like a Hummingbirg, not a lot in each bite but over the course of a day it fills her up. I eat like a wolf, bolting down the still twitching kill before any of my brothers can get a bite.
So that leaves lots of time for me to deliver lectures on philosophy and current events over the sounds of her dainty munching.
On the crayfish, A tried to suck the heads but she had forgotten how.
What's that phrase? That's what she said!
DCup - Thanks! That was rare, lemme tell you.
P@D - I agree. But a woman is a different animal.
R - I'll deal with you later, dear.
-AD
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