Discovered While Running

Four miles today exhausted me. Am I still walking?

Either way, there is nothing like finding this kind of gem on the side of the road.

I mean, what could have been so emergent that you had to unload that monster in the car on the way to wherever? That you couldn't wait until you got into the privacy of your own home?

Did some diminuitive dude decide to decorate his dockers with a decidedly decadent dick?

Did a horny honey have a hankering for a hunk of hardness in her Hummer? Or a hummer for her hairless honeypot?

I should stop now. But seriously.

Tell me how you imagine this package came to reside on the side of the road.