Eeeeeeew!
I talked about foot massages and got the following ad on my blog:
"Foot Worship Yahoo Groups."
An ad. Because I talked about a foot massage. Can I tell you I think feet are gross? There is nothing sexual about feet. I'm not saying this because I have ugly feet, because I do not. They're quite lovely.
Feet can be lovely, and sexy, but not sexual. (Clarification for Frankipants.)
But I do not fetishize feet, and even discussing this is going to penalize me in the form of MORE foot fetish ads! Yuck! Fuck!
Some poor schmuck or schmuckette googled "Constantly Changing Boyfriends" and got my blog.
That's fucked up. Even more strangely: I cannot duplicate it. Odd. I have never written that phrase or anything similar to it. I've been married for 14 years or somesuch. Not actually sure.
You and I know I am not into politics. Especially world politics. However, because I'm a sentimental dork about some things I'm extremely upset that Pakistan's PM Bhutto was assassinated. Probably because I fantasize about personally gutting and skullfucking terrorists, often. Fuck them with what? Whatever is handy.
A better blogger would tie this up with a pretty bow, but I'm not going to. I want you to be pissed about Bhutto, too.
posted by Some Goofy Woman @ 6:42 PM
14 comments
14 Comments:
The foot thing....didn't we go over this in Pulp Fiction? I think Marcellus DID find it overly sexual
;-)
What about the "at least 15 others" who also died but whose deaths will always be a fine print footnote to hers?
Speaking of feet, I'm with you on that--yuck. Nothing sexy about feet.
It's all sad.
Thank the web for Daily Kitten.
Well, I like it when other people find my feet sexual.
The Bhutto thing is absolute crap. More dark days for Pakistan.
That does suck about the assassination.
Not so much into foot massage either - giving or receiving. Keep your socks on I say.
Me loves GETTING a foot massage. Me hates terrorists.
Feet are not sexy.
Feet are functional, but never attractive. I wear two pairs of socks just to make sure the world never has to see mine.
And we very much appreciate that, PAD.
I love preaching about my beautiful feet.
Skullfucking. I've got to use the term soon. Wonder what kind of google searches you'll pop up in now?
P.S. Can you turn on an RSS feed so my lazy ass will be told when you get a new post up? Pretty please?
feet, not hot
foot rubs, very nice
shoes (heels, strappy, boots), way hot
terrorits, ROUS
your rss feed, nonexistant
Bhutto, RIP
pretty bow, that's wendy's job
google searches, gonna be good (that's what she said)
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A foot rub can be very sensual, whether giving or receiving (providing the aforementioned foot is clean and not stinky). Try giving your honey a slow, creamy foot massage, spreading his toes and putting your tongue between them, licking the apex. If you're squeamish, use your finger, slow and gentle.. Oooowhee!
Wendy - You're right. See Madam Z's comment for further proof (though not on a full stomach, IMO).
R3 - Alas. You are correct, as I had not even thought of them.
Franki - You and Madam Z are made for each other.
Suze - I hear you. But next time don't use the words "suck" and "foot" so close together, Mmmkay?
SRU - Succinct. Nice.
Winter - You're on to something.
P@D - Get a pedicure.
Waitress - Your feet are sexy. Especially with a sprained ankle.
DCup - Feed on, friend. My stalkers thank you.
PPIEW - 2nd price for succinct comment.
Madam Z - thanks for visiting! And please I beg you no more comments like that one, mmmkay? Thanks ever so mush.
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