Too Old To Be Saying That

We're walking into Kroger. It's R's job to dress himself and AB and get everyone out the door.

I say, "Nice, R. She is wearing jean pants with pink trim and a yellow shirt. You're wearing mandals and there are holes in your pants."

Pause for effect.

"Way to fail."

AB repeats,

"Way to fail!"

We are rolling. ROLLING!

Later he says, "I could have gone my entire life without hearing her say that." Awww. Note he doesn't give one shit if I say it.

Mmm hmm.