Fun With Cotton

I have stumbled across the cutest idea I think I've ever seen in my life. This post is will look like a plug, but it's not. I've accepted no money from Locher's, but if they decide to send me something I will wear it and post it here my pretties. Otherwise I simply don't have the courage.

The premise: gorgeous cotton vintage-looking tops. Embroidered with beautiful flowers and birds and loveliness. With semi-hidden messages in the decoration or on the back.

Look. Isn't this fucking adorable? Can you just imagine it with a black jacket and black pencil skirt? With some understated pumps? Yes, I can too.



Well, except for embroidered on the left sleeve is, "No time to fuck."

Tell me you didn't just grin. I mean it. How fucking cute is that?

There's more. And most are out of stock so don't even bother coveting them.

This one? Can you not just see it under a v-necked long-sleeved marathon shirt? I could. The text?


Good Luck, Motherfucker.

I so love this picture. The model is perfect for these.


I don't play nice.

I could totally buy this one.


I really need a fucking coffee.

Look at this adorable picture. Seriously.



Dirty Little Lovemaker

Just perfect. I'm hoping Katie sees this. I think she will just die for them if she hasn't posted on it already.