Seven Dirty Rotten Lies
DCup thinks I'm a good liar. Or a bad liar. Or just wanted to see how badly I could fuck up this meme. So I will. Badly.ElevenSeven Lies About Me
- I have never dyed my hair.
- I love birds.
- I have a Roomba, but I hate it. The new Dyson puts it to shame. Poor Roomba.
- I have had an affair.
- My job fascinates me.
- I love, love, love all my co-workers.
- Copper Blue is Bob Mould's greatest work.
- I believe there is only one person for everyone.
- I love Georgia tap water.
- I believe I'm the best parent EVAR.
- I totally rocked this meme.
Which ones are lies? Hard to say. I won't tell.
Note: Seven are lies. Four are true. Guess.
Happy New Year, folks.
Labels: It's all about MeMe
posted by Some Goofy Woman @ 1:47 PM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Happy New Year. You did a great job on your assignment. You forgot to add "takes direction well".
Every single one is a lie! That's what I assume when I talk to ladies these days. Like, "I'm totally a female and don't have dude parts."
F-ing liar.
I am going with either you love Georgia tap water or you love, love, love your coworkers.
I'm originally from Georgia and have tasted the tap water quite often so most likely it is that.
Happy New Year!
what about "likes to submit and plays well with others feet"?
that's what she said!
one person for everyone? who raised you Disney? one at a time maybe.
Suze - thanks cutie!
P@D - In this case you're right. Most are lies. Sorry about your rotten luck with shemales.
LTMC - Yes, so you understand. Cold out of the tap it's fine, but warm it's like cat piss.
PPIEW - You know me so well.
Old Coot - Just one. And if the first one doesn't work out you have to be alone forever. Not everyone believes that? Huh.
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You people are terrible at this game. No, no, and no.
I think Bob Mould's best work is with Husker Du...
Del-V - I would agree with you, except I don't agree with you. So much of it sounds like unplanned noise to me.
Heck, I'm late. But I have to tell you, I got a kick out of your lies. I love Copper Blue, too.
Thanks for telling lie! I hope it didn't make your nose grow like Pinocchio's!
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