Do I Have MPD?
I know I have ADD, but I didn't know I had MPD as well.
We're in Kroger. Looking at sunscreen. They don't have what we usually buy. R is reading labels. I am talking at him, reviewing options, putting in my $.02. He says, "Shhh! Be quiet I need to read this."
I demurely lowered my head, mumbled, "OK," and took a sip of my Starbucks.
Then I literally froze. What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Do. Did I just acquiesce to a command? From my husband? Like a puppy dog? Like a whipped little fucking spineless puppy dog? Not. Possible.
I recovered nicely.
"No. I don't give a shit. Pick whichever one you want. Fuck you." And walked off.
Much better.
posted by Some Goofy Woman @ 9:33 PM
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5 Comments:
So what the hell does MPD stand for?!
Lee -
Multiple Personality Disorder.
I neglected to mention I never, ever agreed to "obey" anyone.
So it wasn't like he was surprised or anything.
Every good marriage is based on fear you have to take him doon every now and then, shiv him in the back in the exercise yard, no wait I'm thinking schools.
Oh silly, that's every conversation my Husband and I have.
Coot -
Thanks for the advice. I'll tell him you said I should abuse him more. I shiv him every chance I get - but I use my words.
Winter -
The demure part or the "fuck you" part?
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