The Newest Thing
Is to MPAA rate your blog. Here's mine:
Now, here's the funny part.
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
pain (10x)
ass (6x)
shit (3x)
crap (2x)
pooped (1x)
What? Not only am I amazed by what it does look for, but also for what it does not look.
I mean, how is pain a problem? What if someone dedicated a blog to the prevention of pain? Discussing side effects of pain medication? You gonna slap a NC-17 on their blog for that? Not. Right. And pooped? How are we supposed to educate the public on delivering a correct and proper rusty trombone?
So let's think for a minute about some things it didn't mention like fuck, fucking, and pussy. Oh darn. Are those words so common nowadays that no one even notices them? That's awesome. That makes me very happy.
Fucking happy. In my... uh, I can't even do that.
For your sake I hope to return to a slightly less crass Author tomorrow.
And I really don't like pain. Really.
posted by Some Goofy Woman @ 11:53 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
My blog has been rated R to NC-17, thouogh I have been tempted to publish some XX material.
But not on that blog. It's just not the right audience.
I am like totally rated G because I never curse. I say sh*t and stuff.
I have posted pics of Tom Cruise and Ann Coulter so mine's probably NC-17 for horror.
The British have a different rating system, yer pg-13 would be our 15, 'R' would be 18, we don't leave it to the best judgement of parents, thats a stupid idea, look how many mongs took young kids to see the Passion of Christ to "educate" them. We Brits are no so uptight about sex on the telly either, after 9pm means the kids should be in bed and its time for adults, anyway, I'm off topic, my blog is PG rated.
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