OMG I Totally Got My First Comment!

It totally happened! Oh, mah, gawd!

Granted, it was lewd and related to whether or not I would have an interest in a certain someone's large (so he maintains) appendage, related to yesterday's post about Dick's Sporting Goods, but dammit, I got a comment!

I think that sentence needs more commas. I tell people I am overfond of the comma but make up for it with a deep understanding of the semicolon. OK, I've only told one person that. But I didn't want to pretend it was new material.

OK, that's all I have to blog about. I need to get some work done now. I was all excited. I should post more with lewd titles so I get more traffic. And sell more ad space. Who'm I kidding? If I ever get a check from the ad space on this web site I will roll over in my own grave. Because it will take a lifetime of accrual before I hit the $50 minimum. Because no one comes here. If they do it's for the sharp-as-nails wit and excruciatingly boring stories, not to click on ads.

A long lost friend emailed me this week. That was awesome. Considering I had looked for him for a long time and he totally disappeared on me. Bastard. So now we're all caught up and ready to not speak to each other for another 3 years. Here's a little shout-out to my good buddy Matt. Peace, out. (WTF? Is someone guest posting here today?)

What is with me saying "totally" today? I'm in a seriously weird mood. Totally.

I am done with you for today. So go check out some serious and Extraneous Kickassery.